10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters