10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.