10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.