10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)