10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks