10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"