10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Welcome to kicker school
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen