10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker