10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!