10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth