10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "No river, no fish."
- Fold and live to fold again
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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