10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it