10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.