10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Welcome to kicker school
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT