10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.