10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is