10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.