10 Random Poker Quotes
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- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fold and live to fold again