10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003