10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."