10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."