10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.