10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fold and live to fold again
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?