10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for loners.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!