10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003