10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword