10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is for loners.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.