10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."