10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"