10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.