10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "No river, no fish."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon