10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph