10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls