10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!