10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003