10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "All-in, bitches!!!"