10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water