10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.