10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.