10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.