10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)