10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Welcome to kicker school
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.