10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth