10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Poker is for loners.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.