10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.