10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is for loners.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.