10 Random Poker Quotes

when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Never educate a stupid poker player.
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Welcome to kicker school
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo