10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm