10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22