10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."